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No Social Media Birthday Card - Funny & Relatable, in a real setting.
No Social Media Birthday Card - Funny & Relatable, the front of the card, photographed straight on.
No Social Media Birthday Card - Funny & Relatable, the back of the card, showing the barcode and FSC mark.
A close-up of the FSC certification mark printed on the back of a SquareMorph card.
A SquareMorph spinner stand filled with cards, as supplied to stockists.

No Social Media Birthday Card - Funny & Relatable

£2.95

Postage, in the UK

  • Royal Mail 2nd Class: £1.20, free over £20.00
  • Royal Mail 1st Class: £2.40, free over £20.00

Order before 1pm, Monday to Saturday, and it goes out the same day.

What's on the card

Front reads: of course you're not on social media… so I have to spend money on a bloody card

Inside: blank. Say what you like.

A birthday card that doubles as a lighthearted dig. For the off-grid friend who makes you put in the effort.

The details

  • 148 × 148mm card, 155 × 155mm envelope
  • 300gsm uncoated FSC® certified board
  • Purple 120gsm envelope
  • No lamination, foil or gloss
  • Sent in a recyclable sleeve, in a board-backed envelope
  • Printed and packed by us, in Britain
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