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Sleep When the Baby Sleeps - Funny Card for New Parents, in a real setting.
Sleep When the Baby Sleeps - Funny Card for New Parents, the front of the card, photographed straight on.
Sleep When the Baby Sleeps - Funny Card for New Parents, the back of the card, showing the barcode and FSC mark.
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Sleep When the Baby Sleeps - Funny Card for New Parents

£2.95

Postage, in the UK

  • Royal Mail 2nd Class: £1.20, free over £20.00
  • Royal Mail 1st Class: £2.40, free over £20.00

Order before 1pm, Monday to Saturday, and it goes out the same day.

What's on the card

Front reads: sleep when the baby sleeps… what a fucking joke.

Inside: blank. Say what you like.

The most unhelpful advice ever given, turned into a card. For anyone in the thick of newborn chaos.

The details

  • 148 × 148mm card, 155 × 155mm envelope
  • 300gsm uncoated FSC® certified board
  • Purple 120gsm envelope
  • No lamination, foil or gloss
  • Sent in a recyclable sleeve, in a board-backed envelope
  • Printed and packed by us, in Britain
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