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Greeting Cards

5 minutes to poo in peace – funny card for dads

£3.50

8 hours sleep – funny card for tired parents

£3.50

All mum wanted… to pee in peace – funny birthday card

£3.50

Bad life choices – funny friendship card

£3.50

Boobs, bellies, bums… welcome to the gravity era – funny birthday card for her

£3.50

Buy a house? Relatable adulthood card

£3.50

Chainsaw snorer – funny card for your partner

£3.50

Could’ve bought a Lambo – funny card about nursery fees

£3.50

Cuddles and snot – funny card for mum

£3.50

Daddy is brave… but has a weakness – funny card for dads of toddlers

£3.50

Life can be brutal – honest card for tough times

£3.50

Loud chewer – funny card for your partner

£3.50

Moobs, bellies, sacks… welcome to the gravity era – funny birthday card for him

£3.50

My friend… that’s all I wanted to say – friendship greeting card

£3.50

Sleep when the baby sleeps – funny card for new parents

£3.50

The don’t care era – funny birthday card

£3.50

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