Terms of use
Last updated: 04-05-2025
Welcome to SquareMorph, a cheeky little corner of the internet brought to you by CoreMorph Limited (Company No. 12617354, VAT No. 481200133).
By browsing or purchasing from our site, you agree to the following:
1. Who We Are
SquareMorph is a trading name of CoreMorph Limited. Our registered office is in the UK. All orders are handled, packed, and posted with love (and probably a bit of coffee).
2. Adults Only
This site is for people aged 18 and over. Some of our products use strong language or adult humour. If that’s not your thing, best to look elsewhere.
3. Prices & Payment
All prices are in GBP and include VAT. Payments are handled securely via our payment partners. We never see your card details.
4. Delivery
We aim to ship orders within 1–2 working days. You can choose your delivery option at checkout. Once it’s posted, we rely on Royal Mail to get it to you. We’re not responsible for delays once it’s left our hands, but if something goes wrong, we’ll do our best to help.
5. Returns & Refunds
Check out our Refund Policy for details.
6. Stuff Happens
We’re not liable for delays caused by things outside our control (postal strikes, alien invasions, etc.).
7. Copyright & Content
All content on this site – including text, design, images and logos – belongs to CoreMorph Limited. Please don’t copy or reproduce anything without permission. Be cool.
8. Questions?
If you’ve got any questions about these terms, drop us a line at hello@squaremorph.co.uk.