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Welcome to Parenthood – Funny New Baby Card for New Parents

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£2.95

Welcome to Parenthood - Funny New Baby Card for New Parents
Welcome to Parenthood - Funny New Baby Card for New Parents front
Welcome to Parenthood - Funny New Baby Card for New Parents back
FSC certified recyclable card

What's on the card?

Front reads: welcome to parenthood. hardcore mode. no pauses. no saves. the tutorial lasts eighteen years.
Inside: Blank. Say what you like.

About this card

The gamer parent’s welcome card. For the moment it hits that there are no cheat codes, no extra lives – just eighteen years on hard mode.

The details

  • Card size: 148 x 148 mm / Envelope: 155 x 155 mm (Royal Mail standard letter)
  • Printed on 300gsm FSC® certified board – smooth, sturdy, and fully recyclable
  • No lamination, foil or plastic. Just bold design and a clean conscience
  • Comes with a bold coloured envelope (recyclable)
  • Hand-packed in a compostable sleeve made from plants

From Yorkshire with love

Our cards are designed, packed, and sent to you from our small studio here in Yorkshire.
At SquareMorph we’re all about making loud cards with low impact.
Find out how we do our bit.

Product FAQs

New parents. The ones about to find out there’s no walkthrough for this level.

We keep things raw and real – no gloss, no foil, no lamination, ever.

Why? Shiny finishes can look fancy, but they’re usually plastic-based and make recycling a nightmare. Our cards have a kind of rough-and-ready feel. That’s not to say they don’t look and feel amazing – they really do, thanks to the extremely high-quality card stock we use.

The best part? The cards are fully recyclable. That means you don’t have to feel guilty about buying them, and we don’t have to feel guilty about selling them. Result.

We’ve ditched the landfill-fodder and gone all-in on materials and packaging that’s kind to the planet:
  • 300gsm FSC® certified board, fully recyclable
  • Bold coloured envelope, recyclable
  • No lamination, foil or plastic finishes
  • Compostable sleeves made from plant starch (PLA – certified compostable to EN13432)
  • All packaging either recyclable or compostable

SKU

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