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Sleep debt is real – funny card for surviving adulthood

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£2.95

Sleep debt is real - funny card for surviving adulthood

What's on the card?

Front reads: so, sleep debt’s a real thing… and you’re in arrears.
Inside: Blank. Say what you like.

About this card

A brutally relatable card for anyone running on caffeine and hope. This design calls out the sleep deprived state of modern adulthood, whether it is thanks to kids, work or terrible life choices, and turns it into a shared joke.

The details

  • Card size: 148 x 148 mm / Envelope: 155 x 155 mm (Royal Mail standard letter)
  • Printed on 300gsm FSC® certified board – smooth, sturdy, and fully recyclable
  • No lamination, foil or plastic. Just bold design and a clean conscience
  • Comes with a bold coloured envelope (FSC® certified and recyclable)
  • Hand-packed in a compostable sleeve made from plants

From Yorkshire with love

Our cards are designed, packed, and sent to you from our small studio here in Yorkshire.
At SquareMorph we’re all about making loud cards with low impact.
Find out how we do our bit.

Product FAQs

Perfect for new parents, overworked mates, shift workers or anyone who has forgotten what “well rested” feels like. Great for birthdays, care packages or just checking in on a tired friend.

We keep things raw and real – no gloss, no foil, no lamination, ever.

Why? Shiny finishes can look fancy, but they’re usually plastic-based and make recycling a nightmare. Our cards have a kind of rough-and-ready feel. That’s not to say they don’t look and feel amazing – they really do, thanks to the extremely high-quality card stock we use.

The best part? The cards are fully recyclable. That means you don’t have to feel guilty about buying them, and we don’t have to feel guilty about selling them. Result.

We’ve ditched the landfill-fodder and gone all-in on materials and packaging that’s kind to the planet:

  • FSC® certified board and envelopes (fully recyclable)
  • No lamination, foil or plastic finishes
  • Compostable sleeves made from corn starch (PLA – home & industrial compostable)
  • All packaging either recyclable or compostable

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