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Sleep when the baby sleeps – funny card for new parents

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£3.50

Sleep when the baby sleeps - funny card for new parents
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What's on the card?

Front reads: sleep when the baby sleeps… what a fucking joke.
Inside: Blank. Say what you like.

About this card

“Sleep when the baby sleeps” has got to be some of the most unhelpful advice ever given. This card is for parents who know that newborn life isn’t all lullabies and cuddles. It’s caffeine, chaos and pretending you’re fine on 45 minutes of sleep.

The details

  • Card size: 148 x 148 mm / Envelope: 155 x 155 mm (Royal Mail standard letter)
  • Printed on 300gsm FSC® certified board – smooth, sturdy, and fully recyclable
  • No lamination, foil or plastic. Just bold design and a clean conscience
  • Comes with a bold coloured envelope (FSC® certified and recyclable)
  • Hand-packed in a compostable sleeve made from plants

From Yorkshire with love

Our cards are designed, packed, and sent to you from our small studio here in Yorkshire.
At SquareMorph we’re all about making loud cards with low impact.
Find out how we do our bit.

Product FAQs

Knackered new parents running on fumes and bad advice. The ones who’ve been told to nap when the baby naps and laughed in your face. Give them something that says “yeah, this bit is rough” without the fake sentiment.

We keep things raw and real – no gloss, no foil, no lamination, ever.

Why? Shiny finishes can look fancy, but they’re usually plastic-based and make recycling a nightmare. Our cards have a kind of rough-and-ready feel. That’s not to say they don’t look and feel amazing – they really do, thanks to the extremely high-quality card stock we use.

The best part? The cards are fully recyclable. That means you don’t have to feel guilty about buying them, and we don’t have to feel guilty about selling them. Result.

We’ve ditched the landfill-fodder and gone all-in on materials and packaging that’s kind to the planet:

  • FSC® certified board and envelopes (fully recyclable)
  • No lamination, foil or plastic finishes
  • Compostable sleeves made from corn starch (PLA – home & industrial compostable)
  • All packaging either recyclable or compostable

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not serious.
not sorry.

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