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Cuddles and snot – funny card for mum

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£3.50

Cuddles and snot - funny card for mum
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What's on the card?

Front reads: i love to cuddle you mummy. and wipe my snot on your clothes
Inside: Blank. Say what you like.

About this card

Because nothing says “I love you, mum” like using her freshly on top as a tissue. Equal parts sweet and gross – just like real family life.

The details

  • Card size: 148 x 148 mm / Envelope: 155 x 155 mm (Royal Mail standard letter)
  • Printed on 300gsm FSC® certified board – smooth, sturdy, and fully recyclable
  • No lamination, foil or plastic. Just bold design and a clean conscience
  • Comes with a bold coloured envelope (FSC® certified and recyclable)
  • Hand-packed in a compostable sleeve made from plants

From Yorkshire with love

Our cards are designed, packed, and sent to you from our small studio here in Yorkshire.
At SquareMorph we’re all about making loud cards with low impact.
Find out how we do our bit.

Product FAQs

Mums who’ve embraced the chaos. Perfect for kids (or their co-conspirators) who know affection often comes with a side of snot.

We keep things raw and real – no gloss, no foil, no lamination, ever.

Why? Shiny finishes can look fancy, but they’re usually plastic-based and make recycling a nightmare. Our cards have a kind of rough-and-ready feel. That’s not to say they don’t look and feel amazing – they really do, thanks to the extremely high-quality card stock we use.

The best part? The cards are fully recyclable. That means you don’t have to feel guilty about buying them, and we don’t have to feel guilty about selling them. Result.

We’ve ditched the landfill-fodder and gone all-in on materials and packaging that’s kind to the planet:

  • FSC® certified board and envelopes (fully recyclable)
  • No lamination, foil or plastic finishes
  • Compostable sleeves made from corn starch (PLA – home & industrial compostable)
  • All packaging either recyclable or compostable

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slightly unhinged.
not serious.
not sorry.

Designed & Printed in the UK.

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