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Loud chewer – funny card for your partner

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£3.50

Loud chewer - funny card for your partner
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What's on the card?

Front reads: i love you. even though you chew like a cement mixer
Inside: Blank. Say what you like.

About this card

True love is accepting someone, irritating chewing habits and all. This card is for the real ones – the couples who can admit it’s not all candlelight and compatibility quizzes.

The details

  • Card size: 148 x 148 mm / Envelope: 155 x 155 mm (Royal Mail standard letter)
  • Printed on 300gsm FSC® certified board – smooth, sturdy, and fully recyclable
  • No lamination, foil or plastic. Just bold design and a clean conscience
  • Comes with a bold coloured envelope (FSC® certified and recyclable)
  • Hand-packed in a compostable sleeve made from plants

From Yorkshire with love

Our cards are designed, packed, and sent to you from our small studio here in Yorkshire.
At SquareMorph we’re all about making loud cards with low impact.
Find out how we do our bit.

Product FAQs

Anyone who’s in it for the long haul – mouth open, volume up, food flying. Perfect for friends and partners who annoy you daily but you still wouldn’t swap for the world.

We keep things raw and real – no gloss, no foil, no lamination, ever.

Why? Shiny finishes can look fancy, but they’re usually plastic-based and make recycling a nightmare. Our cards have a kind of rough-and-ready feel. That’s not to say they don’t look and feel amazing – they really do, thanks to the extremely high-quality card stock we use.

The best part? The cards are fully recyclable. That means you don’t have to feel guilty about buying them, and we don’t have to feel guilty about selling them. Result.

We’ve ditched the landfill-fodder and gone all-in on materials and packaging that’s kind to the planet:

  • FSC® certified board and envelopes (fully recyclable)
  • No lamination, foil or plastic finishes
  • Compostable sleeves made from corn starch (PLA – home & industrial compostable)
  • All packaging either recyclable or compostable

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not serious.
not sorry.

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