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Rude

Rude cards for people who don’t care much for polite small talk. These cards are for the mates with no filter and the birthdays that call for a raised eyebrow – unfiltered and unapologetic.

5 minutes to poo in peace – funny card for dads

£3.50

Boobs, bellies, bums… welcome to the gravity era – funny birthday card for her

£3.50

Daddy is brave… but has a weakness – funny card for dads of toddlers

£3.50

Moobs, bellies, sacks… welcome to the gravity era – funny birthday card for him

£3.50

You’re actually old now – funny birthday card

£3.50

Vibe

Vibe

Recipient

Recipient
slightly unhinged.
not serious.
not sorry.

Designed & Printed in the UK.

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