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Sweary

Sweary cards that skip the niceties and go straight for the punchline. These are for grown-ups who know that sometimes, the right word is the one that hits like a hammer.

5 minutes to poo in peace – funny card for dads

£3.50

Buy a house? Relatable adulthood card

£3.50

Life can be brutal – honest card for tough times

£3.50

Sleep when the baby sleeps – funny card for new parents

£3.50

You’re actually old now – funny birthday card

£3.50

Vibe

Vibe

Cheeky

Flirty

Funny

Heartfelt

Honest

Relatable

Rude

Supportive

Sweary

Recipient

Recipient

For Anyone

For Couples

For Dad

For Friends

For Her

For Him

For Mum

For Parents

slightly unhinged.
not serious.
not sorry.

Designed & Printed in the UK.

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